Tweet yourself to a vacation

It's never a point of argument whether you need a vacation or not. It's just about when. Here are my top 20 tweets you can send to yourself or a significant other to either convince yourself you need a vacation or get yourself ready for one. Guaranteed ready to use, under 140 characters.

It's time you tweeted yourself to a vacation!

1. Honey, I'm on my way home with two to-go margarita's. Pack the bags.
2. We are going to eat at every formal dinner, hit every buffet, including the midnight buffet and go for pizza & ice cream. I love cruises.
3. Wow! I freakin' won those free airline tickets. Need I say more. Boss, I'm calling in sick.
4. I'm feeling lucky with money to burn. Las #Vegas here I come!
5. I have to spread my job hunting to other states so I might as well take a tax deductible vacation. I'll text my new home address.
6. The car broke down but we got a loaner. Probably a good time to take that weekend drive we were talking about.
7. My company has laid off seven people so now I'm doing the job of eight. I think it's about time one of them took a #vacation.
8. They are all driving me crazy - you know who. I'm outta here with suitcase in tow. And no, I'm not telling you where I'm going.
9. No money, no car, no worries. With two feet and a thumb I'm a vacation vagabond.
10. The rents says I can go on one condition. I promise to tweet an undate every hour. Remind me to send one from the bus.
11. Right. At least when a stupid person asks me a stupid question, I can ask for another round of drinks with a little umbrella.
12. Found a map on the top 30 bars in New Orleans. I have three days to check them all out. You game?
13. Three days, two nights, all-inclusive, $239 per person - Friday through Sunday. Please!?
14. I think it's time I spread random acts of kindness. I'll be mapping out my 2,346 mile agenda today. Stay tuned.
15. Check out the #volunteer vacations. I can learn a new language, help out the community, live like the locals - on the cheap.
16. Blindfolded with the Travelzoo top 20 list. Wherever my mouse lands, that's where I'm going.
17. Remember that little bistro on the corner with the large umbrella's and the sweet waiters. I'm there now.
18. Tell them I don't care where the R/T tickets go. As long as it's under $250 per person and the sun is shining.
19. Day 1: The sun is shining, the corona's are great. I can hear the ocean. Don't expect anymore tweets for seven days
20. RT @labelden "Honey, I'm on my way home with two to-go margarita's.  Pack the bags."
    
     

Email me how you tweet yourself to a vacation!